jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
do you ever think about what you have to do tomorrow and then you kinda just want to fall off the earth
I did not like playing Bach’s piano music in a hot afternoon when I was young. It made me so sleepy.
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
Victorian house in Arcata, Ca
A match is burning.
smoke goes too fast, and it is too heavy.
when you see da booty
pretty annoying how no one ever congratulates me for getting out of bed
Characters that thought they were weak, but are turning out to be pretty strong!